Quarantine: Part 6

So I’m continuing with my workout routine; every single day. This is partly to stave off poundage (because quarantining in an Italian household is both lovely and filled to the brim with food), and partly to have something to do. I’ve always wondered what my body would look like if I worked out every day; would I get a six pack? Would my thighs (that I hate) turn rail thin and I’d get a thigh gap like all the stupid instagram photoshoppers? Would I look like a movie star? Well it turns out that now I know. (although perhaps it’s just the workout routine that I’m doing…) If I work out everyday, my thighs get BIGGER and my arms get shredded. That’s what happens. The mystery is solved. Honestly, I’ll never have those little thighs, I’ll never have those skinny little toothpick arms. I’ll never look like a scarecrow that’s been through a rainstorm. And you know what? I’m okay with that.